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Tea Towels

“Totes Extinct” Tea Towel

Sarcasm & cynicism with a Tasmanian flavour

50% linen / 50% cotton
Printed in Australia

Text on tea towel reads:

Thylacine or Tasmanian Tiger

Totes extinct
Or are they?
Yeah nah, they are.
Maybe…




escape the ratrace
Tea Towels

“Escape the Rat Race” Tea Towel

Sarcasm & cynicism with a Tasmanian flavour

50% linen / 50% cotton
Printed in Australia

Text on tea towel reads:

Escape the Rat Race.
Join us in Tasmania!
Where a traffic jam is three cars at the lights,
Late night shopping is an urban myth
& you just can’t dine out on Sunday or Monday night.

… all that aside, Thylacine.



i visited tasmania
Tea Towels

“I Visited Tasmania” Tea Towel

Sarcasm & cynicism with a Tasmanian flavour

50% linen / 50% cotton
Printed in Australia

Text on tea towel reads:

I visited Tasmania and you’re hard to shop for.
Tasmania has lots of trees and nice wilderness type spots.
The customer service is often quite average, but the nice wilderness type spots make that tolerable.
There’s loads of great local produce and wines.
People go on about Huon Pine a lot. It does smell nice.
I nearly bought you a Huon Pine breadboard actaully.
The weather is a bit hit and miss.
It really is as cold as people say.

This a Thylacine or Tasmanian Tiger. They’ve been extinct for ages.